Seat up or down?

This being Valentines Day, I am going to help you all by settling one of the perennial Men vs. Women debates once and for all.

The question should never have been “leave the seat up or put the seat down?”

You’re all idiots. The seat is irrelevant. Close the fucking lid, and do so before you flush.

And no, the fact that your pet likes to drink out of there is no excuse.